Project
Origins
Me
and Allen Schezar, we've got this
relationship. I'm not exactly proud to admit
that I'm this hung up on someone who is, when all
is said and done, a cartoon character, but I can't
ignore the fact any longer.
It
started, classically enough, the first time I saw
him. You must understand that before I first viewed
The Vision of Escaflowne, it had been
heavily hyped to me by the friend who was lending
me the tapes. If you've read through any of my
other Escaflowne guy shrines you'll know
that this was Kevin, and you'll know what an
influence he has on my life (the part of my life
that involves watching videos, anyway). I sat down
expecting to see something pretty damn' wonderful,
and of course I did. There was the vulnerable yet
spunky heroine he'd been waxing lyrical about,
there was the arrogant young hero who he assured me
would develop into a little less of a weenie, there
was - hold the phone.
Kevin
did not warn me that in the swamps on the
frontier zone between Asturia and Fanelia dwelt the
young man on whom I would instantly develop a big,
sticky, mushy crush. Oh, come on. He's so
beautiful. And so gallant. And has
such good hair. I recall emailing Kevin
after the first spate of Esca-viewing and
asking 'Is it too soppy of me to have a big
crush on Allen?' to which he replied 'Of course
not, that's what he's there for.'
Well,
I wasn't prepared for it. I was still a relative
anime newbie; my previous crushes in the
genre had been Nephrite from Sailor Moon and
Bad Bird from Samurai Pizza Cats. (Stop
laughing. He was hot.) The point is, I wasn't quite
aware of the impact a guy can have on you
when he's voiced by Miki Shinichirou, designed by
Nobuteru Yuuki, written by Shoji Kawamori, Kazuki
Akane et al, and is backed up by music
composed by Yoko Kanno. Total multimedia heartthrob
attack, especially the smooth, suave voice. I fell
for him approximately as hard as Hitomi initially
did, and he didn't even punch out any grody old
molemen for me.
And
of course, as Hitomi does, and as I think the
makers of Escaflowne intended viewers to do,
I gradually fell out of love with him as I began to
understand him better. In time, I started making
Escaflowne guy shrines, beginning with the
always delightful Dilandau Albatou. (Do not ask me
why. I can't remember.) I got the idea to make a
quite serious Allen shrine, examining both his good
and bad sides, and call it Janua Caeli,
which is Latin and means 'Gate of Heaven.' It's
kind of a pun because Janus, the Roman god of
gates, doorways, and all those places where things
can go either of two ways, is represented as having
two faces. The chivalric order of which Allen is a
member is called the Knights of Heaven or Knights
Caeli, depending on the
translator.
Well,
I never did complete that shrine, which is probably
a good thing as that was an unnecessarily obscure
pun. I made a shrine for Dryden instead, in the
course of which I made fun of Allen a good deal,
and yet I was not satisfied *^.^* I simply had to
go ahead and devote a full shrine to Allen Schezar,
his glory, his folly, his yumminess. It's done at
last. Do enjoy it.
I
should like to stress that this is not intended to
be an Allen-bashing page, or an anti-shrine. I kid
because I love.
Apropos
of nothing, my friend Lizz tells me she saw this
slogan for a firm of lawyers on daytime TV in
Virginia: 'Allen, Allen, Allen & Allen -- The
strength of family, the best in personal injury.'
We just think that's lovely and appropriate *^.^*
Apparently Allen is a name to conjure with in those
parts - there's a city called Glen Allen. Now
that's cool. Imagine a glen full of
Scottish-accented Allens in kilts! Woo-HOO! Now go
play.
**Home
|

|