The Allen Schezar Project

Now with sportswear logo parody

Next time I might do a reptile theme

Would you like to see an allengator?

'Alligator' is derived from the Spanish 'el legardo,' 'lizard.'

Updates

11 July 2004 - I have given this site a once-over, removed some bits that I didn't want to be public any more, and declared it static. It represents my interests and thoughts when I was quite a bit younger, but I'm leaving it here because I know some people enjoy it. Thank you to everyone who has visited in the past and given me feedback. Over time, links to locations outside this shrine may break down; I cannot control other people taking down or moving webpages. However, if you find broken links within this shrine, please contact me and I will do my best to fix them.

3 September 2003 - More link repair. This site really is a disgrace. I don't know why you come here, really I don't. It should be spanked until its bottom is all pink and shiny. Am I turning you on? No, no I'm not. Very well.

27 July 2003 - Like a fool I forgot to note when the new 'Allidas' layout went up. Oh well. Anyway, two new fellas in Suspicious Likenesses. It's starting to scare me. It's as if there is Schezar DNA in the Japanese ink supply.

In case you're wondering about the very old remarks just below this, as far as I know, the off-site links are all okay. If you find one that ain't, I am just an email away.

14 May 2002 - Finally! Je reviens! No new material yet, and some off-site links may not be functional, but shrine navigation should work okay. Problems will be fixed soon. It's great to be back!

13 January 2002 - Happy New Year, Allen-lovers. I want to address an issue that's come up in recent guestbook entries: people say they think I should update more often. One person said every three weeks! I just don't understand what they think I should be updating with. I think of each of my shrines, not as a magazine that needs regular new content, more like a book of which I periodically bring out a new edition when new material that I feel should be included becomes available. If I haven't come across any Allenny goodies or had any particular Allen ideas lately, what can I do? Things are not going to change. The shrine will sometimes be updated, but not on any schedule. I'm sorry if that is frustrating for people, and I'm not trying to be mean, but I have many priorities in life and if an Allen Schezar shrine were the top one I'd be mental.

26 October 2001 - Well, took me a while to update... hope you like. New look layouts (I'm having a kiwi-cuke fad at the moment) and some new notes on the Movies and Neuroses pages - plus a brand spanking new page called Father of Mine. Enjoy!

11 September 2001 - I apologise to any visitors who have found this shrine difficult to access lately. Because it's been getting a lot of hits, and therefore using a lot of bandwidth, which GeoCities doesn't like its free sites to do, they've started placing restrictions on it; at peak access times, the site will be temporarily unavailable. There is not a lot I can do about this, although I am scouting for a new place to put the shrine.

Allen Schezar, ladies and gentlemen: Too Popular For His Own Good.

4 September 2001 - there's a new pinup on My Creativity. Because we all like to see Allen in next to nothing with a flirty look on his face - don't we?

30 August 2001 - Six new pictures in the Gallery! Tie on your drool-bib and go.

26 August 2001 - I've added a little something to Accoutrements of a Knight of Heaven. Just for the sake of neurotic completeness!

22 August 2001 - A whole new page! My Creativity showcases a little of my fanart and fanfic inspired by Allen. Featuring a doujinshi I drew that has made at least two people laugh hard enough to be heard in other rooms of their houses. Now there'sa testimonial! 21 August 2001 - A new chappie on Suspicious Likenesses II, with my apologies to several people who suggested him in the past and were rebuffed.

5 August 2001 - Another cutie on Suspicious Likenesses II, apparently the only part of this shrine that I update with any frequency. This one's dead, but don't let that put you off. Also, a great big mess of new pictures in the Gallery!

2 August 2001 - Another cutie on Suspicious Likenesses II. They're everywhere, I'm telling you.

26 July 2001 - An astonishing lookalike has been added to Suspicious Likenesses II. Let's go to Monaco!

10 July 2001 - I've added an analysis of Allen's bedroom furnishings to Accoutrements of a Knight of Heaven. I can be obsessively thorough when I want to *^.^*

6 July 2001 - Huh - I forgot to make an Update note of the short-lived apricot-tinted Bad Hair Day layout. Well, I didn't stick with that for long because really, the idea of Allen having a bad hair day is simply silly. So we're back to the old favourite of Allen looking cute enough to kiss *^.^* I really am planning to fix up some new pages soon... The significance of pink grapefruit? Well, it's sweet, but a bit tart... and Allen is sweet but a bit of a tart *^.^*

15 June 2001 - Five very handsome new pictures in the Gallery. Enjoy!

29 May 2001 - One new picture in Suspicious Likenesses - I did a little rearranging. It's not a new entry, just an addition to an existing one.

13 May 2001 - As you've probably figured out by now, ASP was booted from Tripod in error. I still have sites there, but since I'd already moved this one in my initial panic and changed the links, I couldn't be bothered putting it back. I've actually made updates today! There are new information and pictures in What Might Have Been, Accoutrements of a Knight of Heaven and Suspicious Likenesses II. Enjoy! There may soon be an addition to At the Movies, too.

I'm contemplating giving this place a design makeover, probably still using doujinshi art, but I haven't decided yet...

17 March 2001 - Well, we got kicked off of Tripod for 'violating terms of service.' I don't know for certain, but I suspect this was because of the fanfic. So no more fanfic. Or whatever. I don't know. How depressing! Anyway, here we are at GeoCities. Hopefully there won't be any more trouble. Now for the fun of changing over all my links, and informing people who'd linked to me...

10 March 2001 - As you may have noticed when you first arrived, there is now a Fanfic page. If you didn't notice, go back and look harder *^.^* Just another sampling of my *ahem* creativity where Allen is concerned.

20 February 2001 - and finally, we have scanning action - check the second Suspicious Likenesses page.

5 February 2001 - someone has been added to the second Suspicious Likenesses page. And someone *else* will be added just as soon as I can get my damn' scanner working again.

3 November 2000 - Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday, dear Allen, happy birthday to you! Open your present - it's a shrine!

Allen: Aww... I wanted a shrubbery. *wanders off going 'Ni!'*

Ummmm... whatever. Anyway, here's the shrine. I've been working on it on and off, in one form or another, for over a year, so you'd better like it or I just don't know what I'll do! *^.^* It might be worth noting that work started on this version of the shrine on 29 January, 2000 - and the stillborn Janua * Caeli version was around for months before that.

It's quite image-lite at the moment, apart from the large collection available in the gallery and a few necessary illustrations. I may even add features, which is pretty unusual for me, Queen of the Static Shrine - I have a few ideas that I haven't quite got ready for presentation yet, such as a piece called 'Pick a Princess and Stick With Her!'

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